Thursday, December 25, 2008
46% Of Women Prefer Internet To Sex, Says Intel Survey
A new study has come out quizzing women about whether they’d prefer to not have the Internet for two weeks or sex for two weeks. And the results, especially for women, are kind of sad.
An online survey commissioned by Intel has found, among other things, that 46% of women would rather go without sex for two weeks than give up the Internet for that long. The numbers get bigger for certain age groups; 49% of women aged 18-34 would make that choice, and 52% of women aged 35-44.
Some 30% of all men would swap sex for the Internet for two weeks, if they had to, with 39% of men aged 18-34 willing to make that sacrifice, according to the survey. Only 23% of men aged 35-44 said they would do so.
Oh so that’s why I can’t get laid..
Monday, December 22, 2008
Teenage California KFC employees strip down and bathe in sink..
A trio of Anderson girls are in hot water with their fast-food employer for dipping themselves into the sink used to clean dishes.
One of the girls bathing in the sink at the Anderson Kentucky Fried Chicken posted the photos on the Internet and after management learned of them, all three were suspended today, said Cheri, assistant manager at the restaurant. She declined to give her last name.
“The girls are being reprimanded for it,” Cheri said.
She said she learned of the photos, which had been posted publicly on the girl’s MySpace.com social Web site, during the dinner rush today.
The photos, which appeared to have been posted late last month, showed the girls bathing in the deep commercial sink and posing in their underwear and swimwear.
“I was in shock when I saw it,” Cheri said.
“I was in shock when I saw it,” Cheri said.
Granted, I’ve never worked in a fast food place, but I can’t see how one would see a part of the kitchen and go to friends, “Ladies, we totally need to get naked in this and take photos.” No matter how finger licking the chicken at KFC may be, I don’t think I’d so desperately want to be a part of the action. And, if I were one of the patrons of the KFC, I’d probably have figured out this situation much sooner. There’s no logical reason as to why all the chicken would taste like fish.
The only way this story could have been better is if these pigs found their way into the fry-a-lator by mistake. Could you imagine being the manager and having to explain that one to the police? I can think of no situation in which I could come off looking innocent when having to tell the cops that I just found these three girls deliciously battered in my frying machine. And then I’d probably have to explain why one of them had a bite taken out of them. I couldn’t help myself, she was original recipe and was covered in seven distinct herbs and spices!
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